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grr... [Sep. 15th, 2007|09:44 pm]
Rant About Your Irregular Bleeeding (Jorge)

supremegoddess1
[Current Location |home]
[mood |aggravatedaggravated]
[music |Big Brother After Dark]

Jorge, you fucking bastard.

When I was doubled over yesterday morning with cramps of doom, I figured you were on your way. But when you didn't show up, I attributed the cramps to bad ravioli Friday night.

When I got up this morning I felt great and you were nowhere in sight, so I put on a cute little linen dress and white underwear.

So why when I go to the bathroom half an hour later are my cute white panties covered in your nasty self?

Bah.

No love,

K
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(no subject) [Jan. 16th, 2007|08:00 pm]
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dindin
[mood |soresore]

Dear Jorge,

You're a pain in my uterus. You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

No love,

Din
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My GP just called... [Jan. 15th, 2007|11:31 am]
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annelise
It seems Jorge is now serious...if my iron counts get any lower...I will need a tranfusion.

My GP isn't even working today, well, not officially, the office is closed, but she wanted me to know...
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AM I supposed to be grateful for this? [Jan. 5th, 2007|10:50 pm]
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annelise
(NO) Thanks Jorge. You gave me, what, 5 free days, maybe 6, this whole month?

I'm tired, I ache, I am bloated and I want you to go away. you bitch.
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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2006|08:16 am]
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annelise
DAMN YOU JORGE
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gah. [Sep. 11th, 2006|12:43 pm]
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stagger_lee77
[mood |soresore]
[music |E-40--tell me when to go]

dear jorge...

you were supposed to start last week when i only had to work two days.

so why did you pick the week where i have to work 5???

at least you waited until after the reunion was over.

i still hate you.

no love,
me
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jorge... you mofo [Aug. 7th, 2006|09:48 am]
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stagger_lee77
[mood |soresore]

thank you for starting AFTER i got home from work. i'm glad you decided to show up on a short work week. really i am. i'm really glad you didn't show up at work. but you better be gone by the time my 3 day weekend starts, or else.
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Murphy's Law as Written by Jorge [Aug. 4th, 2006|01:19 pm]
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annelise
- No matter what part of the month you are in, if you wear a white or light colored bottom, Jorge will recognize this as an invitation to visit
- If you work from home during Jorge, and get dressed up only so far as a tank top and shorts is considered dressed up, Jorge will only spot
- if you take this to mean that Jorge is done, and go to work the next day with only "light" protection, Jorge will descend on you like the locusts from the Bible (uh, that's the Bible, right? Or is that the old Testament?) or Mt Vesuvius erupting, overwhelming your "light" supplies and forcing you use the antiquated cardboard-and-cotton-swaddling supplies vended for precious quarters in the ladies room...


I'm out for now -- anyone have any others to add?
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2006|03:52 pm]
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annelise
Dear Jorge,
although you are going through one item of protection/hour today, I would like to thank you for not making my life miserable last night on the softball field with this behaviour, as there were no bathrooms around and an accident such as you in front of my coworkers would be unbearable.

And thank you for responding appropriately to 4 Advils/2 hours

However, stop making me hungry, okay?

A
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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2006|12:53 pm]
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annelise
Though today does not meet the definition of "irregular," Jorge, you are still outrageous in your ability to make yourself known. I cannot focus my eyes, and it takes enormous strength to look alive at work. Only Advil, an elephant's share of Advil, is saving me today.

I must fight the urge to crawl under my desk, hug my knees to my chest and moan. Jorge! Know you no bounds to your cruelty?
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