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Murphy's Law as Written by Jorge [Aug. 4th, 2006|01:19 pm]
Rant About Your Irregular Bleeeding (Jorge)


- No matter what part of the month you are in, if you wear a white or light colored bottom, Jorge will recognize this as an invitation to visit
- If you work from home during Jorge, and get dressed up only so far as a tank top and shorts is considered dressed up, Jorge will only spot
- if you take this to mean that Jorge is done, and go to work the next day with only "light" protection, Jorge will descend on you like the locusts from the Bible (uh, that's the Bible, right? Or is that the old Testament?) or Mt Vesuvius erupting, overwhelming your "light" supplies and forcing you use the antiquated cardboard-and-cotton-swaddling supplies vended for precious quarters in the ladies room...

I'm out for now -- anyone have any others to add?

[User Picture]From: stagger_lee77
2006-08-04 07:02 pm (UTC)
even if you plan your vacation/honeymoon/special even around jorge, jorge will make a "special guest apperance" just to mess things up.
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