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grr... [Sep. 15th, 2007|09:44 pm]
Rant About Your Irregular Bleeeding (Jorge)

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Jorge, you fucking bastard.

When I was doubled over yesterday morning with cramps of doom, I figured you were on your way. But when you didn't show up, I attributed the cramps to bad ravioli Friday night.

When I got up this morning I felt great and you were nowhere in sight, so I put on a cute little linen dress and white underwear.

So why when I go to the bathroom half an hour later are my cute white panties covered in your nasty self?

Bah.

No love,

K
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